Things that ACTUALLY came out of my mouth today:
Number 5: "Take the crayon out of your nose please."
Number 4: "Calm down. Mommy didn't GO poopie. If I did, I would have let you see it, I promise."
Number 3: "Socks are for wearing, not for eating!"
Number 2: "That's Mommy's make up brush, here's yours, son."
And the number 1 thing that ACTUALLY came out of my mouth today:
"It's called a nipple."
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Oh my goodness, how did I miss this! Hilarious! It's so true...it's not only the things kids say that are funny. :)
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