When you are 1 hour into a 4 hour car ride and your 2 year old yells "WAKE! UP! BABY! GAM!" It's going to be a looooong trip.
Just because you are at work, dressed professionally in your business suit, up to your ears in analyzing a tax return, doesn't mean you won't catch yourself singing the theme song to Clifford the Big Red Dog in your head.
Definitely pay attention when you hear your 2 year old say "Set. It. Goooo!" There's no telling what he's about to do/jump off of/throw at your car. See picture.
Even when a 2 year old has a stomach bug, it doesn't mean he won't ask for pizza for dinner.
I'm my 2 year old's girlfriend. I know because he told me.
When you leave your breakfast unattended you will find a 2 year old sitting in your chair helping himself when you return. Mainly because his 11 month old brother is chowing down on a bagel that he stole from his brother's plate. Bunch of breakfast thieves I gave birth to...
Try to never arrive home when the mail man is there. 2 year olds DO NOT understand why they don't have ice cream in their trucks.
This one cracked me up, mainly because I can picture J doing/saying all of these things! When I hear, "1..2....free...Goooo.." J.K. is usually trying to "fly" off of the couch!
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