a car ride with a 23 month old

Please imagine if you will a screaming 7 week old in the background to get the full effect:

J:"Big truck. BIG truck. Truck truck... Ca? Mama, ca?"
M:"Yes, baby, that's a car. Can you say red car!?
J:"Ca. Coo. Oooooooo, big truck! Oh Coo. big truuuuuck. Oh man! Big truck!" (Whisper) "truck" (yell) "BIG TRUCK BIG TRUCK BIG TRUCK, Mama! BIG TRUCK"
M: yea
J:"Papa big truck" "oh man" "papa big truck"
M: "no, baby that's a truck but it's white. Papa's truck is silver."
J: "Papa" "papa big truck" ... "Ca! Mama, ca! .... Plane! Plane! Oh coo, mama plane! Bye bye plane bye bye. Truck! Big truck"
M:"yes, baby that's a big truck. Let's talk about something else- who did you play with at school today?"

"GASP!"(A gasp like he's never seen it before) "BIG TRUCK"