Things I have learned, Part 3:
Vocabulary of a 24 month old and a few other jewels of wisdom:
Truck is spelled F-R-U-C-K. Well, at least that's how it's pronounced so it must be spelled that way...even in public.
It doesn't matter in which order you say numbers 1 through 6, nor which ones you miss, as long as you end with "samen, eight, nine, TEEEEENNNNN"!
If you keep saying "noses?" while your mom is tucking you in, she will stay in your room indefinitely and keep giving you eskimo kisses. Even if it's 57 times.
FIRST thing in the morning, crawl in bed with Mommy and whisper "I hungy. I eat?" It doesn't matter if she hasn't slept a wink, she will get up and make you "besfast."
If you say "Monkey? George Monkey?" when Mommy has on the morning news, she will change it to Curious George even though she doesn't want to.
If you say, "Paaaayy, Daddy!" Daddy will close his laptop and play with you everytime. And then he'll smile and say "Paaayyy, Daddy" everytime he thinks about how dang cute you are.
When two year olds say "Hush, Sadie!," the dog doesn't listen.
If you say "Baby keeeessth," Mommy will get the baby and bring him to you so you can kiss his head. Even if your face is covered in spaghetti.
Babies heads smell like whatever your 2 year old ate for dinner.
If you say "OH POO POO!" during naptime, your mom will run into your room REALLY FAST! (see prior blogs)
If you say "pay? park?" when your mom wants to go to the grocery store, you MAY be able to talk her into a detour.
No matter how many times you sing it, your mom STILL doesn't know the words to the new songs you sing at school.
It's fun to sing random words and make mommy guess which song you're trying to sing ALL the way home from school.
Even though two year olds can bounce, sometimes they don't.
If the sun is in your eyes in the car, keep yelling "ASSES!!!" over and over, your mom will give you your sunglasses when she stops laughing.
When you wear your "asses" on your head like daddy does, the sun is still in your eyes.
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I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who has no idea what the words are to those songs! Jeffrey's favorite thing when we get home is to yell "Pay MILO!" Translated means play with play-doh!
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